The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse 2012: Iceland is first! Who is next!?!?!?!

While we fight the space front against the evil dolphin conspiracy (dolphinspiracy 2012), things here on Earth are looking grimmer each day… Beginning in 2008, Iceland suffered from near complete economic collapse. In fact, the largest banking collapse (proportional to economy size) of any country in economic history. The banks …

The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse 2012: Destroy Disgusting Dolphin Deviance

We bring you another entry in our continuing series on the Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinpocalypse of 2012. As the dolphins move closer and closer every day toward the destruction of humanity, we continue our fight on the space front. I can now reveal the classified information that The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library leads …

The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse 2012: The Dolphins Are Among Us!!!

The Dolphins Are Among Us!!! In Part I of our series, we examined the proof that dolphins will attempt (and most likely succeed) a complete takover over Earth by the end of 2012. We will do everything we can to educate you to fight them, but first some bad news. Before …

The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse 2012: The End of Humanity

The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse Part I (of IV): 2012: The End of Humanity? Ecco the Dolphin is an example of the dolphins infiltrating human society and forcing us to portrary them as “defenders of the future” and creature that can save us. Notice that most popular video games are M games. Dolphin games are E. …