Darling Pet Munkee Issue 14: Live Toy Circus (With Performing CHAMELEON)

Live Toy Circus (With Performing CHAMELEON) by Darling Pet Munkee From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:I bought a toy circus that came in the mail with a chameleon who crossed on a tightropeI bought a toy circus that came in the mail with a chameleon who swung …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 13: GROW MAN GROW! (Ladies Too!)

GROW MAN GROW! (Ladies Too!) by Darling Pet Munkee  From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:Grow man grow, grow man grow, grow man, grow man, grow man grow!I’m sick of being called shorty. $7.98 new height guaranteed.I’m sick of being called shorty. Ladies too, you better believe! Darling …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 12: 100 pc. Toy Soldier Set

100 pc. Toy Soldier Set by Darling Pet MunkeeFrom the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:It’s hard to fight a war when you’re flatYour safety’s not ensured when you slip between the cracksyes, it’s hard to fight a war when you’re flatIt’s hard to fight a war when you’re …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 11: Charles Atlas (Hey Skinny…Yer Ribs Are Showing!)

Charles Atlas (Hey Skinny…Yer Ribs Are Showing!) by Darling Pet Munkee From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:Hey, hey, hey, hey skinny,Hey, hey, bag of bones, Hey, hey, hey, hey skinny, Yer ribs are showing, just go home. Down at the beach, he kicks the sand. It makes …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 10: Polaris Nuclear Sub

Polaris Nuclear Sub by Darling Pet Munkee From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:100 feet below the deep, periscope is coming down 200 feet below the deep, commander now is taking charge300 feet below the deep, sonar screen says something’s up400 feet below the deep, Polaris Sub will …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 9: Scary, Giant Size ALIEN-EYE Creature!

Scary, Giant Size ALIEN-EYE Creature! by Darling Pet Munkee From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:7 feet tallacts, jumps, dartsfrom 50 feet awayobeys your command From another worldas though it were aliveThriller, chiller fearRun for your life Darling Pet Munkee has released two EPs of music based on …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 8: Hypno-Coin

Hypno-Coin by Darling Pet Munkee From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012) Lyrics:Look into my whirling motionLook into my swirling eyeLook into my optic potionLook into my hypno-coinYou are getting very sleepy, you will do just as we say.Bark like a dog! Cluck like a chicken! Darling Pet Munkee …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 7: Kung-Fu Sandals

We present to you – Kung-Fu Sandals – the final story and song of Darling Pet Munkee‘s debut EP, Glows in the Dark! (Other stories here.) While it was virtually impossible to track down any stories or examples of actual Kung-Fu Sandals ordered via this particular ad, it appears that they …

Darling Pet Munkee Issue 5: Jet “Rocket” Space Ship!

It’s time yet again for an examination of the item behind the Darling Pet Munkee song! There is sadly little of real consequence or excitement about the Jet “Rocket” Space Ship! Update 1/13/12 – Secret Fun Blog has some images of the real deal from an eBay auction!!! According to …