My younger sister wrote a hilarious book about her wedding (featuring juicy gossip about me)

“John saw Natalie Portman naked. Or maybe it was Lindsay Lohan. Or both.” …and those are possibly the best first 3 sentences in the history of writing. I’m just kidding about the gossip part mentioned in the title, but I am included in the book, mostly preceded by adjectives like: annoying, …

The Motion Sick: Norbert Crump and the Space-Time Continuum

Back in March, on our way home from touring, I saw a parking space reserved for Metcalf Crump (see http://themotionsickreviews.blogspot.com/2008/03/motion-sick-tour-2008-journey-home-315.html). At that time, I said:However, in the parking garage, we saw a space reserved for Metcalf Crump. If ever a name existed that belonged to a Kurt Vonnegut character, he …