We’ve been going through some artifacts from our youth for a top-secret The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library surprise and I found a letter from my French pen-pal. I must have asked her if they have to wear gas-masks in … Read More
I found this in an old journal of songs I wrote circa 2001-2004. I guess it needed a diary lock. Michael is obsessed with monkeys, just consult the tribute page to his monkey mug for evidence. I think this proves that … Read More
This one is more strange than embarrassing perhaps. I wrote this in 11th grade I believe. My mother and sister (this is actually a scan from when she published the story in her zine: The World Would Be A Much … Read More
Here is a story I wrote for school in my writing journal at age 8. You can see some thematic similarities to the story I wrote at age 11. I put the text on the side and tried to maintain … Read More
There are so many embarrassing bits here, I don’t even know what to say about them. These are likely to all be circa 1987. This is a story I think I wrote as a summary based on a story in … Read More
Welcome to the Summer of 1991, the coolest Summer on record, and I don’t mean the weather!
At least I was. Okay, still am. Before I get to that, I’ve got a million blog posts to write for this blog, but I keep getting distracted and wondering if they should go in separate blogs or what. I … Read More