Michael J. Epstein is a Giant Dork: A Selection of Embarrassing Artifacts from Mike’s Past – Part 5: The Puce Letter (a parody of The Scarlet Letter)

This one is more strange than embarrassing perhaps.  I wrote this in 11th grade I believe.  My mother and sister (this is actually a scan from when she published the story in her zine: The World Would Be A Much Better Place If Everyone Wore Tight Pants) used to read it to each other and laugh.  I don’t really understand most of the references as I barely remember the book, but maybe it’s funny.  Probably, though, it isn’t.  Let me know if it makes any sense at all…

Read it at: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/8205555/the_puce_letter_a_satire_of_the_scarlet.html