Boston Band Crush Archived Article: Secret Crush: Special Secret Band at The Pill This Friday

This article originally appears on Boston Band Crush ). It’s top secret, so we can’t just come right out and tell you, but there is a very special guest band rumored to be rocking it this Friday at The Pill. Here are some relatively synonymous names for the rumored act…

ardor hole
excitement cavity
affection abyss
desire crater
dedication gulf
devotion hollow
infatuation puncture

Still don’t know what band I mean?  It rhymes with Slashin’ Fit.