The Motion Sick: Nyet to Emo!

“The Russian government is in the process of drafting a law to make emo and goth music illegal, says the Moscow Times.”

I am not a fan of the music, but really?

The Times says the bill defines emos as “from 12 to 16 years old and wear black and pink clothing. They have black hair with long bangs that ‘cover half the face,’ black fingernails, black belts peppered with studs and pins, and ear and eyebrow piercings.”

Ok, this must be from the Onion, right? Is it April 1st? Somebody hacked the Moscow Times Website? Right, this has to be fake…