The Motion Sick: The secret to success is possibly the combination of tabloid classifieds and Stevie Wonder’s privates…

We here at The Motion Sick are ever searching for the secret(s) to success.  We consult with music industry folks, listeners, and psychics on a regular basis to find the optimal route to world domination and control.  So far, we haven’t gotten any good answers, so we just stick to playing some rock songs instead.  However, we love reading about routes to success that others have taken.  I probably wouldn’t call John Trubee & the Ugly Janitors of America a massive world-wide sensation, but their story of success is a pretty amazing one.  We are also about to unleash a special fixed-up version of our Ash Wednesday novelty songs from last year, so novelty songs are on the mind…

This particular story involves answering an ad in the back of a tabloid and Stevie Wonder’s genitals.  After reading, I highly recommend downloading the song (or listening via the Youtube embed below) and reading the lyrics while you listen:

http://mcdrunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/john-trubee-blind-mans-penis.html

Thanks to Ken’s Last Ever Radio Extravaganza for passing this along to me.