The Mummy Song and The Hearse song from Fat Fleshy Fingers

We recorded two new songs for the anthology FAT FLESHY FINGERS (that we created a segment for).  "Sexy Mummy," features in our mummy-themed segment, King of Carrot Flowers (with lyrics and vocals by Michael, and guitar from Catherine Capozzi). We also recorded "The Hearse Song" for the closing credits, Sophia sings, Catherine Capozzi plays guitar, and Michael did the rest (including compiling and revising the lyrics from the 500 different versions we found).

Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet,
And bury you under about six feet.

They put you in a big, black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
And all goes well for a couple of weeks,
And then your coffin begins to leak.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out.
first lean and thin then fat and stout
Your eyes fall in, your teeth fall out.
Your brains come tumbling down your snout.

Your stomach turns a putrid green,
And pus comes out like a whipping cream.
They lap you up with a slice of bread,
for that's how they eat you when you are dead.

The worms crawl in, The worms crawl out,
Into your stomach, And out of your mouth.
They eat your ears, they eat your nose,
gobbling the jelly between your toes.

For this is how it is to die.
You end up looking Like apple pie.
They invite some friends, then more friends too
a gala feast to snack on you.

They rot your guts and scramble your heart.
And now you feel like You've fallen apart.
So don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by,
Or you may be the next to die.

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms dig deeper and hollow you out.

So don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by
or you may be the next to die.
Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by
or you may be the next...
Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by
or you may be the next to die.