This one is more strange than embarrassing perhaps. I wrote this in 11th grade I believe. My mother and sister (this is actually a scan from when she published the story in her zine: The World Would Be A Much Better Place If Everyone Wore Tight Pants) used to read it to each other and laugh. I don’t really understand most of the references as I barely remember the book, but maybe it’s funny. Probably, though, it isn’t. Let me know if it makes any sense at all…
Read it at: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/8205555/the_puce_letter_a_satire_of_the_scarlet.html