The Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinocalypse 2012: The Dolphins Are Among Us!!!

The Dolphins Are Among Us!!!

In Part I of our series, we examined the proof that dolphins will attempt (and most likely succeed) a complete takover over Earth by the end of 2012. We will do everything we can to educate you to fight them, but first some bad news. Before we answer questions like “Where did these dolphins originate and how much have they infiltrated our society?” we must examine first which influential world leaders, entertainers, and athletes are actually dolphins in disguise. While I realize it is extremely upsetting to find out that we are being manipulated from within, it is important that you know the truth. These dolphins are so sinister that they have chewed at the very fabric of human society and culture to ensure that their takeover occurs with nearly no flipper casualties.
Watch the trailer for the upcoming documentary about The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library‘s struggle against the second front of dolphin attacks – the space front!
Part II contains a lot more than just this shocking pictorial expose, but we thought we had better warn you to be on the lookout for these dolphins disguised as humans. Do not be fooled!