|Notice what appears right now on
Ryan Seacrest’s web site under his
Dick Clark tribute!
We bring you another entry in our continuing series on the Dolphinspiracy/Dolphinpocalypse of 2012. As the dolphins move closer and closer every day toward the destruction of humanity, we continue our fight on the space front. I can now reveal the classified information that The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library leads Earth’s army against the alien dolphins’ space assault.
In recent years, however, his support had already been compromised by known dolphin-supporter Ryan Seacrest. SEA-CREST! Just look above at what appears on his website at this very moment!!!
Ryan is long affiliated with dolphin co-conspirators. He serves as the executive producer of a show featuring the dolphin-loving Kim Kardashian. Here she is with two different dolphins:
A few years ago, Ryan was, unsurprisingly, attacked by a shark (more) one of our few allies in this war.