Darling Pet Munkee Issue 14: Live Toy Circus (With Performing CHAMELEON)


From the album: You Better Believe It! (2012)

Lyrics:
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
with a chameleon who crossed on a tightrope
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
with a chameleon who swung on the trapeze
We all love chameleons who come in the mail
but this one was not living when it finally arrived
I bought a toy  circus that came in the mail
with a chameleon who already died

dead chameleons are not so exciting
they don’t do tricks and are not that inviting
your parents may love this charming, clean pet
but not if a dead one is all that you get

I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
with plastic giraffes that don’t walk on the tightrope
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
though I think that clowns are the creepiest creatures
We all love chameleons who come in the mail
with leashes and halters so they can be tamed cruelly
I bought a toy circus that came in the mail
with a chameleon who already died

Come one, come all, step right up, and see the deadest chameleon in the world

Darling Pet Munkee has released two EPs of music based on items sold in comic books…check it all out!