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SONG TITLE: Thundarr
TIME SIGNATURE: 6/8
KEY: A#
Notes: Capo 3
A# Gm D# F
A# Gm
And I keep in my pocket some radioactive waste
D# F A#
that way I know, that way I know this won’t happen again
and I keep in my locket a picture of perfect confined to a face
that way I know, that way I know she’s who she claims
and my concept of beauty is not just the standard names
none of the painted, none of the ossified, none of the fame
A#
it’s not like something that matters
Gm
like a comet entering your space
D# F A#
causing extinction, splitting the moon on its way
A# Gm
when I close my eyes, motionless and safe
F D# A#
I make up a smell, I make up a voice, I make up a name
I keep in my stomach, an ulcer of hope dripping with rage
that way I know, that way I feel you enter my veins
I follow the pathways, but they always converge at the same place
the road not taken is just the same as the usual way
my eyes in their sockets see all of these things that wrinkle my brain
and that’s why I feel, that’s why I act so out place
it’s not like something that matters
like a comet entering your space
causing extinction, splitting the moon on its way
when I close my eyes, motionless and safe
I make up a smell, I make up a voice, I make up a name
SONG TITLE: Satellite
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
KEY: F – cap5 – C G Am C
F C Dm
Even if I had a satellite
Bb F
I could never reach your brain
even if I had a Marshall stack
I couldn’t amplify your name
and even if I had a time machine
I could never get it right
sometimes there’s just no possibility
of having someone in your life
F C Dm
every depressing song rings so true (down)
F C Dm
every depressing song rings so true (up)
F C F
it’ll never be the same without you (2xspeed) (pushing)
even if I had a flamethrower
I could never start a fire
and even with a couple atom bombs
you won’t be burning with desire
but if I could find my UFO
you know I’d fly so far away
and if I knew what else to do
I wouldn’t sleep away the day
every depressing song rings so true
every depressing song rings so true
it’ll never be the same without you (2xspeed)
F C
the bigger they are the harder they fall
Dm Bb F
but size never matters at the end of it all
the bigger they are the harder they fall
but size never matters at the end of it all
the bigger they are the harder they fall
but size never matters at the end of it all
the bigger they are the harder they fall
but nothing ever matters at the end of it all
Even if I had a satellite, I could never get it right
SONG TITLE: Pre-existing Condition
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
KEY: F – cap 5
F C(add F?) A#
let’s go for a walk in the moonlight
so I can fail to say what I feel
cause your green eyes make everything
Dm C(add F?) F
too difficult to reveal
I wrote you a thousand letters
and you said every word made sense
but I know that you haven’t gotten around
to reading a single one yet
Dm A# F
I learned to run away before I could crawl
Dm A# C(add F??)
I used to play third base and then I dropped the ball
Dm A# C(add F??)
everyone only remembers your mistakes
I lost half of my lovers by telling the truth
lost the other half telling them lies
now you roll back your eyes and fall asleep
like my grandmother did when she died
Sit back and just paint me a nervous smile
and sigh with every muscle taut
and I’ll never stop thinking about the way
you were too scared to say what you thought
I learned to run away before I could crawl
I used to play third base and then I dropped the ball
everyone only remembers your mistakes
everyone only remembers your mistakes
SONG TITLE: Dead Letter Officer
TIME SIGNATURE: ¾
TEMPO: 200 BPM
KEY: D / E
(1/2 instr space)
D G A
I hold more unfulfilled dreams than a dead letter officer
So many it seems that can never come true
I still believe no matter how stupid
that everything will work out with you (quick end)
and my only hope is the dead letter officer
delivering what I am too scared to do
if I rely on my own hope and courage
then none of these dreams will ever come true (hold ev)
(1 step up)
E A B
but I don’t believe in love
‘cause I watch too much TV
I don’t believe in anything
but I believe that you’ll be here with me
so I just rely on my dead letter officer
to send all my unaddresssed thoughts on their way
and when there’s some chance that one of them reaches you
There’s enough hope to go on for one day
so I wait every day for that dead letter officer
to bring all my secrets up to your door
I know that you’ll thank that dead letter officer
for bringing the one thing that you’ve been praying for
but I don’t believe in love
‘cause I watch too much TV
I don’t believe in anything
but I believe that you’ll be here with me
And I should become a dead letter officer
read about things that the other half do
spending my time as a dead letter officer
I’ll learn the secrets to winning you
SONG TITLE: Driving in England
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
KEY: E – capo4
E B
she’s a pillar of medicine and society
A B
but last night she woke up frozen
all 36 blankets still crushing her
she lost all the feeling in her toes again
C#m E
she clings to the past and the future she dreams
B C#m
keeps turning around as she flees
she screams toward the sky the words she used to leak
now they echo as she cries in her sleep
E B
Just take 2 of these, don’t call me
A B
‘cause I really don’t have the time
we Hippocratic hypocrites are just practicing
E
‘til someone gets it right (‘til someone gets it right)
The cracks slip through her breaking everything
Sold her body cheaper than her mind
but back when she was older and wiser
she was only a little bit behind
now ashes to ashes and dust to dust
are the words whispered on the street
the epitaph rattles with authority
for detaching from humility
just take 2 of these, don’t call me
‘cause I really don’t have the time
we Hippocratic hypocrites are just practicing
‘til someone gets it right (‘til someone gets it…)
E B A
and as lilies fall
E B A
and they wilt to salt
E B
no one remembers anything
E B A
and the snow is all
E B
the silence itself speaks
take 2 of these, don’t call me
‘cause I really don’t have the time
we Hippocratic hypocrites are just practicing
‘til someone gets it right (‘til someone gets it…)
SONG TITLE: The Day After
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
TEMPO: 130
KEY: A
C# A E B
it was the day after atonement when I set myself so free
it was the first time, the only time, I stopped feeling guilty
the skies flooded like a monument, seas dried up like a storm
and everyone I’d ever known was casting their remorse
try to hold back, try to fall back
but my lips will be leaking
try to roll back try to claw back
but my lips will be speaking
try to crush that try to crush that
but my lips will be shrieking
it was the day after atonement when I gave up honesty
it was the first time, the only time, I stopped feeling guilty
starved this sickness to stay innocent, fed this dragon to keep warm
microscopic swirl, macroscopic world, just a drone inside the swarm
try to hold back, try to fall back
but my lips will be leaking
try to roll back try to claw back
but my lips will be speaking
try to crush that try to crush that
but my lips will be shrieking
it was the day after atonement when I set myself so free
it was the first time, the only time, I stopped feeling guilty
Please grant pardons, find parlance, stare into the sun
No more fear, no more confidence, now the war, now the war is won
try to hold back, try to fall back
but my lips will be leaking
try to roll back try to claw back
but my lips will be speaking
try to crush that try to crush that
but my lips will be shrieking
SONG TITLE: What I Get
TIME SIGNATURE: 6/8
TEMPO: 105
KEY: D – Low E is drop D
D(Open) F# D(barre) A5
I deserve every bit of what I get
I deserve every bit of what I get
and I feel freer and safer than ever before
without any plastic wrap or duct tape covering my door
and I see you living in the germ-free quarantine of war
D(open) A(open) D(open)
and the fumes they just knock me to the floor
You burn your bridges down to the ground
I detonate mine and watch them come tumbling down
And you kill only the slowest people around
D(open) A(open) D(open)
And I take thousands of innocent lives and I feel proud
Now I deserve every bit of what I get
I deserve every bit of what I get
‘cause I am neurotically, despotically taking without regret
D(open) A(open) D(open)
now I deserve every bit of what I get
you fly your airplane down into the sea
while mine cruises on to Washington DC
you kill all the jellyfish in a three-mile vicinity
D(open) A(open) D(open)
and I take down federal buildings with me
but you’re still a beautiful, beautiful shining star
and I’m still a beautiful, beautiful nothing at all
but somehow, like napalm, I keep burning you down
D(open) A(open) D(open)
and now I wish that I never came around
D(open) A(open) D(open)
yeah, now I wish that I never came around
Now I deserve every bit of what I get
I deserve every bit of what I get
‘cause I am neurotically, despotically taking without regret
D(open) A(open) D(open)
now I deserve every bit of what I get
now I deserve every bit of what I get
now I deserve every bit of what I get
SONG TITLE: My Country
TIME SIGNATURE: 6/8
KEY: C
C F
I’ll line up in order of rank or of stature
if you’ll paint me a rainbow to hide my true colors
don’t ship me to front lines, don’t ask me to bother
to lace up my boots or to wear something leather
don’t buy me some clothing to impress all the HRs
don’t tell me that it will look good on my CV
don’t put me up, clean me up, sell my bad habits
sit me down to relax in front of a TV
G F C F C F
cause I, I will not die for my country
So I’ll put up a scarecrow to scare off my neighbors
and to have something for birds to light down upon
‘cause in school I learned not to talk to strangers
and that’s why I’m scared now to meet anyone
so forget my name like a tied up and knotted string
it’s just my way, you know it’s how I’m grappling
with hurtling through space in an orbit unending
thinking I matter, yeah I know it’s pretending
G F C F C F
but I, I will not die for my country
G F C F C F
no I, I will not die for my country
So I put up a colored cloth that represents borders
so the angel of death knows not to deport me
my neighbor’s the enemy cause he can’t afford one
they’ve slaughtered his family, now they’re taking his first born
You can scare me with smart bombs
And scare me with anthrax
And scare me with vague threats of foreign attacks
mandate allegiance and increase income tax
G F C F
but I, I will not die for my country
G F C F
no I, I will not die for my country
G F C F C F C(end on C)
no I, I will not die for my country
SONG TITLE: God Hates Kansas
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
KEY: C
C G F G
I’m going back to Kansas
but it’s never going to be the same again
ever since I fell in love
with this heartless and cold tin man
and I know that it’s lonely without me
and I know that you won’t know just what to do
but I’m here in this Technicolor violence
and I can’t wait to go on without every single one of you
and you’re wicked if you look Jewish
‘cause that’s where the chilling tales they all come from
eating all the children of the Christians
and killing off the savior before he could save anyone
(C)
and there’s no such thing as magic in your slippers
or in that blonde, attractive woman’s wand
and all the small and worthless people whisper
while the real magicians hide the aces in their palms and the poor are reading psalms
but be careful what you wish for
because disappointment’s twice as full of hate
and it burns like antiseptic when you realize
who is out there, who is out there, who is out there, listening to you pray
(C)
and the modern state of technology
it does nothing, but keep my mind off of things
and a thousand angels lose their wings
every time, every time a cell phone rings
but I’m never going back to Kansas
I’m never turning back to see its starving face
and there’s no time for going back to Kansas
and I’m never gonna set foot in that worthless and oppressive place
SONG TITLE: Grace Kelly Falling
TIME SIGNATURE: 6/8
KEY:
capo 2
F#m D E F#m
It’s opening night in a town so quaint and serene
The clock drips away for each of her brilliant fifteen
The bleachers are silent, clowns painting off their frowns
The routine’s the same; the sun rises up and then comes tumbling down
F#m D
She wants a war so there’s something to cry about
F#m D
She wants a death so that all of the tears can flow
F#m D E F#m
She wants the credits so everyone can go home
F#m D
Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly
E F#m
as she falls that’s all she sees
Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly
That’s who she has always wanted to be
She stares in the mirror reflecting a face from the screen
She remembers her past and it plays like a Rear Window scene
The circus is no place, for a princess or a lady
She wants to be a country girl or part of high society
She closes her eyes to help keep the music down
She closes her mouth to stop truth from leaking out
She watches the credits so everyone can go home
Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly
as she falls that’s all she sees
Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly
That’s who she has always wanted to be
The ringmaster twirls his mustache and bows to the crowd
The calliope clamors, the spotlight lifts up to the clouds
The girl leaps from the platform, glides gracefully to her doom
At least graceful is what’s perceived by everyone in the room
Opening curtains to thousands of children’s screams
Opening credits crescendo to title themes
Start the projector so nobody can go home
F#m D E F#m
Because she wants to be remembered in traumatic, haunting dreams
F#m D E A F#m
of Boy Scouts and field trips; watching midgets and madmen rush onto the scene 2x
(chorus repeat out…)
SONG TITLE: Dead Girl
TIME SIGNATURE: 4/4
KEY: Capo 5 – D
D A
I’m not a lover I’m not a fighter
G A
I’m just like everyone else, lacking desires
the things I do just make the outcome worse
with every breath I help her cells disperse
but she’s an upside down girl in an upside down world
so she’s perfect in my flipped retinal field
she makes a lovely chorus to my verse
D A G D
the most (beautiful dead girl) to walk the Earth
D A G D
the most beautiful dead girl to walk the Earth
You slit your wrist while you slipped my mind
and the blood flowed out while the synapses cried
stimuli in myelinated nerves
you rearrange the order of the universe
you let smell the moon and hear the sun
I can think about you with my brain turned off
that’s how deeply in me you’ve traversed
the most beautiful dead girl to walk the Earth
the most beautiful dead girl to walk the Earth
I smelled your pillow all night long and wrote for you five thousand songs
hoping one’d compress the brakes in your hearse
the most beautiful dead girl to walk the Earth
the most beautiful dead girl to walk the Earth
the most beautiful dead girl
Jean-Paul
Verse: Em D Em Chorus: G D Em
138 BPM
Got a few demons that keep me up at night
got a few reasons why I couldn’t fight
got a few ghosts I’m promising not to love
got some hope I’m trying to get rid of
The gun was warm against her sweaty hands
the rain fell, thought I could understand
She keeps her cross right next to her white, red, and blue
he keeps his lies cozy right next to the truth
he doesn’t know what he wants, but that hasn’t stopped him yet
I got a peacemaker and I am a patriot
The gun was cold against her practiced hand
She took her shot just as history demands
she didn’t do it for me, didn’t do it for love, did it for the money
she didn’t do it for me, didn’t do it for love, did it for the country
no sir, I don’t know her, at least not since she left my bed
no sir, I haven’t seen her, at least not since she left my head
no sir, you won’t find her, I have been trying for years
no sir, you can’t catch her, she hasn’t got any fears
got a few demons that keep me up at night
got a few reasons to avoid the light
got a few ghosts I’m promising not to love
got some hope I’m trying to grab hold of.
The gun was hot against her lowered hand
The shaking was entirely unplanned
she didn’t do it for me, didn’t do it for love, did it for the money
she didn’t do it for me, didn’t do it for love, did it for the country
30 Lives
Capo 6 Verse/chorus: C Am F G
Transposed: F# D#m B C#
144 BPM
What if I were born again
and my Zen didn’t kick me up a notch
and I won’t know what to do without you
so I’ll just sit back and watch as
the days turn into nights turn into weeks turn into years
and the stars go ’round and they cut the ground
and the lights all disappear
no matter what I do, it’s true, I long to spend another 30 lives with you
yes it’s true; I’d love to spend another 30 lives with you
ba ba ba…
As my mood ring turns dark blue
I accrue these yearnings not to die
and I won’t know what to do without you
if I’m spawned back up to life
and the days turn into nights turn into weeks turn into years
and the boredom comes and there’s no one else who can wipe away the tears
no matter what I do, it’s true, I long to spend another 30 lives with you
yes it’s true; I’d love to spend another 30 lives with you
ba ba ba…
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start
no matter what I do, it’s true, I long to spend another 30 lives with you
yes it’s true; I’d love to spend another 30 lives with you
ba ba ba…
no matter what I do, it’s true, I long to spend another 30 lives with you
yes it’s true; I’d love to spend another 30 lives with you
Some Lonely Day
Capo 6 Verse: Am C G Am Chorus/intro: Am G F Am
Transposed: D#m F# C# D#m / D#m C# B D#m
126 BPM
I will take the stage and read from the pages
of an ancient text of truth
Secret plots with a cardboard backdrop
and there’s nothing left to lose
and they call your name to accuse and shame
and to tear your costumes off
and failure comes and failure stalks
through the breathing holes in the top
but some, some lonely day
they will break you down and then your mind will sway
some, some will betray
they will mark you out and cut it all away
the opening scene reads like a magazine
full of gossip, lies, and death
as you turn the page, well don’t be afraid
’cause you can never cheat what’s left
as you near the end
and the glass jar bends
then they’re looking for relief
the politician’s gone, the magician’s run
and the strongman is in grief
but some, some lonely day
they will break you down and throw it all away
some, some cold embrace
it will crush you up and then your bones will splay
so you learn your part and you play it well
but don’t improvise or sleep
when the curtains close and you can’t go home
you might earn the role of the thief
but some, some lonely day
they will paint you up and put you on display
some, some fallen rays
down from heaven come and melt it all away
Walk on Water
Capo 6 Verse: F C G Am / F C G G Chorus: CGFC
Transposed: B F# C# D#m B F# C# C# / F# C# B F#
100 BPM
I think about when I was young scared and sad as kids can come hiding there under the
table and I wonder what I’ve done as I turn 21 and I still hide whenever I am able
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
I can fly so high if I get in an airplane but the buzzing and humming is driving me insane I could climb any mountain if I start out at the top and I could easily survive this massive drop
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
I was cursed from the start my brain glows in the dark like some star consuming its core
Shaking, cold, and blue as I find out that truth just doesn’t exist anymore
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
SOLO
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
And I can walk on water like I’m one of the chosen
I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen
Losing Altitude
Capo 6 Verse: G C9 Em7 Dsus4 Chorus: G Em C D
Bridge: G / C D11 C D11/…/C D
Transposed: C# F#9 A#m7 G#sus4 / C# A#m F# G#
D F# G#11 F# G#11…F# G#
85 BPM -> Glide to 90 at end
I feel like a planet that hasn’t got a moon
come orbit me and light night skies with everything you do
but I won’t give up gravity or tides or anything for you
I feel like a pilot who’s lost the nerve to fly
I still look up every day and dream of ruling the sky
but I won’t give up gravity or tides or anything for you
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
I feel like a comet that hasn’t got a tail
come follow me and cut the sky with your luminescent trail
but I won’t give up gravity or tides or anything for you
tonight I’m slowly, but surely losing altitude
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
like a hypernova that can’t explode, I suck you into my black hole
and rip you up and send you back in time to places that have haunted you
and hurt you all of your life
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
I’m losing I’m Losing I’m Losing
Altitude
The Owls Are Not What They Seem
Capo 2
Verse: Bass plays F# – A – G# – G
(The chords are roughly F#minor, A minor, G# minor, G/G#minor)
Chorus: G D G D G D Em G D G D G D C
Transposed Chorus: A E A E A E F#m A E A E A E D
130 intro/chor 120 verse BPM
Cross your arms child and kneel
don’t believe what you feel
because the truth will catch you just wait
born to learn death by rote
with a silver knife to your throat
and the incisions are already made
I won’t let you run (fast) I won’t let you run
no one can help you escape
I won’t let you run (fast) there’s nowhere left to run
there is no escape (add a syllable)
I keep my hands in my pockets
and like Goddard’s failed rockets
I bring shame in a blaze of fire
and even the songs of the angels blindfolded
call us to rocks to retire
I won’t let you run (fast) I won’t let you run
no one can help you escape
I won’t let you run (fast) there’s nowhere left to run
there is no escape
Cut yourself from the ties
and the code of behavior
because no one survives there’s only the saviors
but don’t be afraid
don’t be afraid don’t be afraid
I won’t let you run (slow) I won’t let you run
no one can help you escape
I won’t let you run (slow) there’s nowhere left to run
there is no escape
I won’t let you run I won’t let you run
no one can help you escape
I won’t let you run there’s nowhere left to run
there is never an escape
Tiny Dog
C G
Nobody listens to a word you say anymore
C G
Nobody’s got the time to pray anymore
F C
And you look to the sky and fall on your back to the floor
G C
Nobody cries when you pack up and walk out the door
Nobody writes you letters, makes phone calls, sings you a song
Your instincts are going, you forgot what it’s like to be strong
And you stare in the mirror wondering if you belong
Nobody will tell you where it was you went wrong
F C G C
And nobody listens
And nobody cares
Nobody stalks you
And blogs your affairs
You want more attention
You’re begging for more
G C
Nobody cries when you pack up and walk out the door X 2
You’re so very lonely, paparazzi don’t wait on your street
You check the magazine stand for your picture week after week
F C
As you reach for the sky you just fall on your back to the floor
G C
Nobody cries when you pack up and walk out the door
F C G C
And nobody listens
And nobody cares
Nobody stalks you
And blogs your affairs
You want more attention
You’re begging for more
G C
Nobody cries when you pack up and walk out the door X 2
Love Will Tear Us Apart
Capo 4 Dm C Am G (G C)
Transposed: F#m E C#m B
143 BPM
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